The Founder Of Islam, God’s prophet Muhammad (540-632 AD) inspired his followers to conquer the world by any means possible. We recognize seven key strategies in the fulfilment of this duty.

One: We demand to be governed by Islamic law. At first we will accept it for Muslims only, but ultimately it must be for everybody. Muslims must be governed only by Muslims. We can never accept being a minority under infidel law. An Islamic state is necessarily committed to legislation that enforces religious compliance. Islamic theology provides no alternative position and makes for no exception. The true enemy of Islam is not Judaism or Christianity as such, but democracy. Democracy is evil because it allows for individual opinion and independent thought. Islam means submission to the will of Allah. Muslim clergy know the will of Allah and therefore must be obeyed.

Two: We engage in Jihad. Jihad or holy war is “ordained for us” by the Koran. It is “the purest joy.” Khomeini killed far more people in Iran than Shah Pahlevi, but whereas the Shah murdered the faithful, the Ayatollah killed only “beasts,” the enemies of Islam. Suicide bombers killing Jewish civilians are holy martyrs, but Jewish soldiers killing our warriors are criminals.

Three: We are prepared to use any means to gain power, including deception where necessary. Muhammad himself encouraged this strategy. When in a minority, we expect tolerance, and we appear to be conciliatory. We demand religious and political rights. Once we have gained ascendancy, we must maintain dominance. Once gained, that dominant control must never be lost. Thereafter, the truth of Islam must never be questioned. This strategy has already won great victories. In France, in 1973 there was only one mosque. Today there are two thousand. As we have all seen, France will now always support and never again go to war against Muslims.

Four: We will win over men, for they can be depended on to dominate women. Allah decrees that men run things and females serve men. In Islamic law, a wife must receive an exit permit from her husband to leave her house. We deliberately target Christian women, and Muslim men are financially rewarded if they marry Christian women, bringing them into Islamic marriages.

Five: We will conquer by procreation. This is a strategy that will help to win western democracies for Islam. Muslim communities have fast growing populations. We demand the right to immigrate into infidel countries, and there we will build strong Islamic communities, close ranks and procreate as much as possible. This is why, for example, we will eventually eliminate the Jews in Palestine simply by the force of numbers.

Six: We are winning friends in the Caribbean and other poor areas of the world by generous use of our oil wealth. There is an organisation which is skilled in this very successful kind of diplomacy. It is called the Organisation of Islamic Conferences (OIC). There are now aid programmes in every Caribbean country.

Seven: We will win because, unlike other religions, Islam treats sex, money and violence as good, not sinful. Islam permits several wives and concubines and encourages the acquisition of wealth. The Muslim concept of Paradise is material and sensual. Beautiful virgins await all our martyrs. In the next life, women will provide endless pleasure for men. Paradise is a place to enjoy physical beauty to the full, not just to sing praises to God.

We are not ashamed of any of these strategies. They have the blessing of Allah. Each is powerful; together they make us invincible, and our ultimate conquest of the world certain.

[Caribbean readers will have noticed since 9/11 that in car rental agencies, hotel lobbies, airlines, and banks Muslim women are increasingly discarding standard uniforms for the veil. The above will help to explain why. Eds.]